A 'Dirtmonger' is somebody with low moral-values, usually used in context to berate somebody for doing something bad, disgusting or unusually manky.
You actually rode that fat bitch? You're one dirtmonger.
I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.
That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.
I heard you stole money from the church collection plate; you wily dirtmonger you.
That smelly man hither is a dirtmonger.
by Adam Feehely September 22, 2011
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A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
by pwnissa June 21, 2009
Get the DICKFINGERS mug.A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012
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So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
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