dicklover

Someone who loves dicks.

She is such a dicklover!

by cuzitssweetlikeme February 12, 2009

Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

dicklogical

It's the ability to remain in a logical state of mind, despite having a working functioning penis.

That girl is an 8 hot but an 8 crazy, good thing your dicklogical and avoided the trouble.

by D-Voice January 17, 2018

dicklover9000

people named Maro can also be called dicklover9000

hes dicklover9000

by Equation9 February 19, 2022

dicklobe

The underside of the penis; skin fold connecting the shaft to the balls.

Damn, that bitch sucked my dicklobe real good last night.

by Votterbin July 10, 2022

dislodge

remove

i just dislodged a leaf from my mouth

by hfghcgfjk September 19, 2018