Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

by Breelynn November 13, 2009

Urban Dicslexia

A learning disability wherein the sufferer is unable to tell the difference between a clumsy portmanteau and a genuine neologism; as seen in many Urban Dictionary users.

Nobody actually uses the words trusticle, faceboink or Kitchenheimer's; not unless they have Urban Dicslexia.

by GregT_314 January 27, 2009

dicklick

Basically a term for someone who sucks. A loser.

You're such a dicklick.

by Sheila Serio September 29, 2004

dicklickerfuckingdonkeysonofabitchtreeslayingdog oogaboogaboogah

The name you feel like screaming when some bitch has blown your top, and fucked your life out of extreme Rage.

Ustes Yelling at Courage the Cowardly Dog.
~dicklickerfuckingdonkeysonofabitchtreeslayingdog oogaboogaboogah!

by ManRage November 5, 2011

dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

Dicklexia

Dicklexia: Losing train of thought, speech, and comprehension from result of sex

Tina: Girl I woke up this morning and can’t remember what happened after me and Mike had sex

Tammy: Girl that happens to me all the time, it’s called Dicklexia

by Professor Dickalous July 8, 2019