DickDonald's

A derogatory nickname for the fast food mega-corporation McDonald's, the restaurant where you can buy a hamburger that contains more salt than you should consume in a week and enough calories to fuel an entire day. Since millions of people have been waking up to the reality that McDonald's food is not fit for human consumption, the company now thrives off of option-starved nighthawks, creating a near monopoly in the after 10-pm food market. It's primary customers now are evening shift workers (and bartenders as well as other service industry workers), drunks coming from the bars at 2 am (in the drive-through, no less). In other words, people who are so hungry and tired, or drunk and stupid that they are practically forced to consume this edible garbage.

Stoner 1 (out of towner) - Where can we get some food around here after our 4:20 session?

Stoner 2 (local) - 7/11 or DickDonald's. Sucks balls, eh?

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

dickwadini

Someone who is less intelligent than the average kind of dickwad.

Shut up you worthless dickwadini. Tony is better than you, even if he's laughably stupid.

by Jack D. Russell March 24, 2007

dickadoodle

the design a male's cum makes when ejaculated onto one's body.

"That's an awesome dickadoodle !!"

by angelchick December 12, 2006

dicklong stroke

When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.

While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.

by sloth dick September 2, 2015

Dipladonkus

Dipladonkus is a term to discribe a penis averaging between 2-3 feet.

Ron-“Dude, I’ve got a monster cock”
Richard-“I’ve got a dipladonkus”
Ron-“no, that’s impossible”
Richard-*whips out dick*
Ron-“holy shit”

by Lettucekisses June 20, 2018

Dicklaryngitis

Laryngitis typically causes symptoms of larynx (voice box) including hoarseness, loss if voice, sore and swollen throat. The Cause is deepthroat job done well!

Susan was unable to use her voice to present her speech for media class on Monday due to her date Saturday resulting in her dicklaryngitis.

by Tisi Edgewalker April 3, 2020

A Dickading

a phrase or word that that had become addicting because someone around you says it frequently

Amanda: Whats up dawg?
Rena: haha not much

later that day

Rena: Where you at dawg?
Tali: Uh, DAWG? Did you pick up a dickading?

by RenaLynn420 February 11, 2010