dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

dicktits

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

by Hiva November 27, 2004

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014

dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

dickittude

●A masculine personality, showing a rough behavior who thinks he's a catch and that everything revolves around him. A personality that involves an attitude he could get anything that has vagina attached to it.
●Someone who has an egotistic behavior especially to girls.
●Derived from the words dick and attitude.

I swear that guy from my gym class has a swell dickittude that I just couldn't get ahold of! He hits on every pretty girl in campus he'd lay his eyes up on.

by zonedoutkid827 August 29, 2014

Dicktits

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017