Dinodouche

A person who has historically proven themself to be a douche for an extended period of time in the past.

Person 1: Sorry about stealing your girlfriend man.

Person 2: Yeah, just like the last 3 times, freakin' Dinodouche.

by Harold Crick March 20, 2009

dildouche

a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both

Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.

by kdeez October 16, 2009

Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019

Dick douche

When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.

"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.

by Arbkk February 1, 2022

dickdousch

dickdousch to be a dick and a dousch at the same time and the lack of any common sense

Rhea you are such a dickdousch.

by Ironhead---Rock June 28, 2008

Dickducken

When a girl gets stuffed in multiple holes like a turducken.

Jessica got dickduckened after 2 bottles of wine

by DirtyPinkSanchez November 29, 2022

Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.

Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche

by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009