dickaroundylan

dickaroundylan or DAD is a dick'n around person who looks like Johnny Bravo. He's the kind of person to steal your girlfriend.

"Yooo dickaroundylan"

by Fafifon March 20, 2020

Dickarounder

A name given to someone who is wasting time when you are waiting on them to do something. Finding any excuse to put off what you are supposed to be doing.

We never get anyplace on time because my husband is a dickarounder.

by Moveitalready November 15, 2021

dickaround game

A dickaround game (sometimes spelled with a space after the k) is a game a narcissist plays to be purposely late. Did they promise to drop you off or pick you up from work at x time while your far is getting fixed? They don't have to get out of the car, they will be seen by nobody, but before they can drive 10 minutes to your work and back again, (all gas and time is comped) they have to get dressed up as if going to fancy dinner party, spend hours putting on makeup or "feeding the cats" hours before they're scheduled to be fed. If you bring up the fact that they are AT LEAST (I'm being way too unrealistic here here) 45 minutes late it's somehow your fault because you said "between 9:10 and 9:12" and that's not an EXACT time. The solution is to distance yourself from your mother or whatever other family member pulls this shit on you and find some friends who will help you as you help them.

Sorry Frank, I know I said I'd have my mom's truck here to help you move at 10, but she's playing dickaround games and has to style her hair before she can give me the key to the truck. Listen, I feel really bad, I guess I'll pay for a truck rental.

by idgaf187 January 5, 2022

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022

Dickroot

The bodypart above the groin/pippeli. Also known as "vagina bones".

"What happened during the 2024 DICE awards?"
"Dickroot apocalypse, perchance."

by fuckdickgoomba February 16, 2024