Dickapatate

to cut off the head of the penis

in jail i dickapatated a raping inmate

by Jill69 July 1, 2009

dickalyzer

When your partner comes home after an all nighter and has to breathe into the dicalyzer to gain entry into the home.
Sold along with the muffalyzer and pubic tester kits. All parts sold seperately.

Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: " Whjat?"
My old lady failed the dickalyzer test this morning.
Joe: "No shit."
Yeah, but the pubic tester came back positive for you, you asshole.

by ex_lax70 March 5, 2023

Dickapedia

A person constantly reminding you of Wikipedia articles, and usually has no friends and follows people around

That Fucking nerd is being a dickapedia for reciting all those Wikipedia articles

by freonjake April 14, 2009

Dickappointment

The disillusion felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Sheila finally decided to bed her roomate Rhonda after her last and perhaps final instance of dickappointment with her most recent boyfriend, Clyde.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

Dickappointment

Don’t make the grave mistake of confusing this for “dick appointment”. This is when you’ve had regular and satisfactory dick appointments with someone and one day the sex is no longer good.

I used to dream about how good the sex was, but this last time, he couldn’t keep it up or in and he basically just laid there. It was such a dickappointment. I can’t even look at him the same anymore.

by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019

Dickappointment

The feeling of disappointment you experience after having sex with someone whose penis was not what you were expecting/hoping for in a pee pee.

"We had sex but I was extremely dickappointed."

"The sex was a dickappointment."

by Hazelnoots October 8, 2014

Dickapline

Relating to sexual responsibility.

"Man, you know she gets around; practice dickapline and at least use some rubbers."

by The Cluh August 9, 2009