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From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
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"What's Doug Doing?
He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
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He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?
His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "
" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense
Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
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