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Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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Dickstance

Dickstance-- The length of ones penis and/or genitels. Also a way of covertly asking someone, usually a male, less often a hermaphrodite, how long their penis is.
Person#1: Hey Stavi, a hot girl wanted me to ask what your dickstance was.. she looked pretty shagadelic.
Stavi: Man.. My Penis is HUGE.
by solstice.barrett February 23, 2010
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dickstance

the distance kept away from a fellow man to have a conversation without appearing gay or awkward. normal length 1.5 feet.
Chris: hey Gio, let me tell you something
Gio: alright bro, but keep your dickstance
by Dcoh January 1, 2011
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Long-dickstance

Fucking bitches, long-dick style, while keeping a safe distance
"Don't wanna catch no feelings. So i fucked her long-dickstance."
by Barry McCockinnerass November 13, 2019
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dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag
"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"
by Goosehammer September 21, 2009
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Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.
"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."
by Fascinus December 8, 2022
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dickstein

If pronounced dick(steen)- to go above and beyond being a dick. Pronounced dick(stine) to make a smart ass sexual comment.
dick(steen)- "the guy who cut me off was a real dick, but the guy who stole my parking spot of purpose was a real dickstein."

dick(stine)- "that was a real dickstein comment"
by superawesometastic July 3, 2010
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