That guy is Dexter
by Stereotype1 February 6, 2018
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Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
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A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truths, facts, or anything they had said or done in the past. A demtard believes they can justify anything with their feelings alone.
by FerroArts August 23, 2018
Get the Demtard mug.A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.
Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?
Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?
Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!
But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018
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Get the dextered mug.Dexter is a man who always cares for you. Whatever you might have done in your past, he will see you for who you truly are. He is very attractive and athletic, and good at almost anything he tries. He is good with words and is not scared of showing his emotions. He is a very good friend and will ALWAYS have your back. If you know a Dexter he is a keeper and never hurt him.
I love Dexter
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