Dewy Mountain Balls

The product of combining Mountain Dew with Popov Vodka.

Synonym: Dripping-wet hillbilly ballsack

I got so fucked up last night off of that Dewy Mountain Balls.

by Humphrey Ballsack January 24, 2011

Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."

Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.

by Steampuncher November 30, 2009

dewy dewy-bug

cute, silly, adorable , funny. sillayyy dewy bug

"dewy dewy-bug stop being so cute"
laura loves her dewy dewy-bug

by dewyahz gal October 21, 2010

Dewy ho

A prostitute that is so hard up that she is out at the crack of dawn looking to turn a trick. Hair and clothing covered in morning dew.

Look at that dewy ho standin on the block and it aint even 8 o clock.

by tjbrizzy February 21, 2011

dewy pile

A fresh wet pile of cow shit.

Good thing you didn't step in that dewy pile!

by Papa toot June 14, 2016

Doing a Dewy

Doing a Dewy : Noun -
Doing a Dewy is often used to describe when TheBlueDewy is racing around high speed corners, and either rides the curb or oversteers into a spin, often ending in the wall

he dropped down from p5 to p20 after doing a dewy

by PoggiesMan April 22, 2021

Roast the Dewy

De-humectant; a term commonly used in good company despite the fact that it is the mutual drying out during sexual congress and describes the roasted (and chapped) state the penis is left in.

About halfway through it got so dry I roasted the dewy. I don't think I'll be good for another for a week.

by Log Jam Jim January 28, 2005