yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)

hey I'm about to yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019

DNA DELETE

Erasing all electronic evidence of a person or a relationship, to include contact information, emails, texts, phone call records, etc...

I broke up with Karen. I had to do a "DNA delete" on her ass. Bitch no longer exists!

My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.

by orientxp July 13, 2011

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Basically what you do when you're in deep shit, namely when you've been or are about to be v&.

After Ricky was caught with CP on his comp, he decided to cover his tracks as best he could, which was to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 14, 2009

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.

This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019

deleting later

a hoe's way of saying she will keep a picture forever for attention and comments

Hoe: don't worry, I'm deleting later.

136 weeks old

by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015

feetus deletus

A spell that only those of a higher IQ ( a.k.a Rick and Morty Fans ) use for easier abortion.

Girl: Honey, Im gregnant!!
Boy: Feetus Deletus!

by Analnuke July 1, 2018

Jean-Denis Deletraz

A formula 1 driver from Switzerland, the last one until Sebastien Buemi. Drove for Pacific and Larousse, and he scored zero championship points in his career.

In 1994, he drove one race for Larousse. He replaced Erik Comas and drove for the Australian Grand Prix. He qualified 25th, but after 57 laps, his gearbox failed, and he retired, 10 laps down.

In 1995, he drove for Pacific, and in his first race, he retired with a cramp in his arm. In the second race, he actually finished, although he was 7 laps behind and finished 15th, which was last of the field.

He has been chosen as one of the worst Formula One drivers ever to compete, and being a pay driver, he was never given much chance as he had very little driving ability and could only race for small, financially strapped teams.

"Jean-Denis Deletraz... you heard of him?"
"Oh, that really bad Formula one driver from the 90's?"

"Yes Délétraz, really, here having no business in Formula One. And demonstrating it there: he's spending all of his modest effort, frankly, keeping the car on the road... This is, I'm afraid, one of the problems of the Grand Prix season - at the end of the year we do get one or two drivers being taken by people who've got more money than talent, and that's one example of it."

by BrawnFan! May 22, 2009