Duck Division

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the duck division post cp on newgrounds

by 0000000101010010010010100111 June 25, 2009

game time decision

A decision that is held off until the moment when it must be made. Very commonly used by professional coaches, especially of the NFL.

Reporter: "Will Portis be ready to play by Sunday?"
Coach: "He didn't practice today, but he's feeling better resting each day this week. He'll be a game time decision against the Cowboys."

Dude #1: "Where are we getting our drink on tonight?"
Dude #2: "Who knows. Let's just make it a game time decision."

by Jay 'Bird' Uhlenhoff January 29, 2009

tough decision town

A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.

San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.

by M@77 J@M35 October 10, 2011

Division Day

October 21, the date of Elliott Smith's death. "Division Day" is a euphemism for the day death strikes, with "division" being the splitting apart of body and soul.

"The moon stood up on the ridge
Looking down where the water shines
And a man looking over the bridge
Like he done so many times

"Thinking about how to stay out
Out of trouble's way
And flying to fall away from you all
It's over division day
Beautiful division day"

by drogepirja September 13, 2011

Duck Division

the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.

They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!

A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?

B: yeah

A:guess who submitted it

B: the duck division

A: yeah

by andale524 August 27, 2009

Wrong Division

1) The act of incorrectly splitting morphemes to create new affixes
2) "Long Division" in a Chinese Accent

1) "Chocoholic" is an example of wrong division, as one who is a chocoholic isn't addicted to chocohol.

2) The Asian lady had trouble with "wrong division." She often had a hard time finding the "collect" answer.

by scottchao October 7, 2010

COCAINE DECISION

TITLED AFTER FRANK ZAPPA SONG:Someone who makes impulsive, grand scale decisions involving large amounts of money-(usually other peoples')...Facts,consequences and reality be damned.Cocaine is'nt always involved.It just looks that way.

ENRON EXEC.1:"Let's just set up a state-of-the-art trading floor.We'll find something to trade on it later."

ENRON EXEC.2:"What?Are you tootin' rails?That's the most COCAINE DECISION I've ever heard. We'll all go to jail!

ENRON EXEC.3:"Dammit play ball!...I have options on 1,000,000
shares.They vest if it looks like we're doing something."

by L.MARTIN December 10, 2005