Deuche Baggery

The act of being a deuche bag or engaging in deuche bag like behavior.

Did you see the way he stole that guys girl friend. Total deuche baggery.

by bigbadoozi April 25, 2009

Deuche Bag

an ex-boyfriend that was nice to you and after breaking up is completely rude. He continually wants something fromm you but not a relationship.

Roberto is the biggest deuche bag i have ever met.

by oXSinbabyXo July 08, 2009

Deuch Couger

A person (man/woman) who has become dumber with age and in essence is a "deuch" however at appearance is a "couger"

Is Kristin trying to climb over that glass wall to see whats on the other side? What a DEUCH COUGER!

by tyealia March 24, 2009

deuche box

1: The box in which a deuche is contained.
2: Deuche bag (note: contrary to popular belief, deuches often come in boxes, not bags)

Stop being such a deuche box, and give me back my keys!

by Dr.DrewFllizzy December 13, 2007

deuche bag

Its a thing girls use to wash their pussy.

I can really think of one! HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
LMFAO !!!

by Kostas Analyzer August 09, 2003

Look At The Deuche

A drinking game where all players are dealt a card, and then they put the card on their foreheads without being able to look at it themselves, but with all other players being able to see everyone else's card. Then each player bets a number of drinks that the looser has to drink. Whomever has the lowest card has to drink the number of drinks that the person with the highest card bet. Thus if the lowest card that anyone has is hypothetically a 4, and the highest card is a king, then the person with the 4 has to drink however many drinks the person with the king bet.

Dude lets play Look At The Deuche tonight, we'll get soooo smashed man

by TeddyBrrr July 01, 2009

deuche bumb

bumbing a ciggy when then person asking already has some

yo dude can i deuche bumb from ya

by peeeeeeenisssss September 04, 2009