detective pikachu

A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be

Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?

by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019

Facebook Detective

A name to call yourself instead of saying you are stalking someone on facebook.

Person 1: Dude, you're facebook stalking her!

Person 2: No man, I'm just a facebook detective.

by ursidae August 19, 2009

detective

A devilishly handsome individual who investigates and ruthlessly abolishes mysteries of all kinds.

Are you wondering how I traced your plastic bouncy ball thievery to the Burlington sewer under the bakery, the bakery containing your cousin's meth lab where he singlehandedly produces all desoxyephedrine sold to the state of Vermont, in which a law was passed that specifically outlaws the robbery and transport of plastic bouncy objects and that you are currently in violation of? It is because I am a Detective. You shall be fined fifteen dollars.

by Detective Kernel April 10, 2010

deactivate

to defuse a situation via use of persuasive mediation or tactical rhetoric to ease and alter the mood/situation in ones favor.

"Are we gonna chill tonight or what?"
"I don't know my mom is type mad...
Hold on, let me go deactivate her."

by artanis.one October 23, 2005

Detective Sparrow

Where a homosexual male is fingered then taken from the rear.

Ted performed the Detective Sparrow on Bill one night after ballot lessons.

by mbillings October 12, 2010

emo depressed detective

emo depressed detective is also known as Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa:V3 Killing Harmony

look at the emo depressed detective

by danganronpa_despair September 17, 2021

Detective

A police officer who has surpassed his counterparts and has a God given gift to do police work. One who drags demons out into the light. There is a reason their badges are gold and not silver, it's called cunning, slick, smart, dedicated, hard working, inquisitive, tactful, clever, cream of the crop and intimidating, just a few adjectives that describe Detectives. A Detective is a high caliber police officer assigned to investigate all crimes including major crimes, they are "go to" guys who figure things out and solve problems. Men of Gold

"It wasn't a regular cop that called me it was a Detective!"

"This is serious, Call the detectives"

"The Detective solved the crime"

by BobbyA4 November 14, 2013