1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
by Samsara00 August 28, 2012
Get the desketchify mug.Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.
"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021
Get the deskfecation mug.Destiel is the fanfictional portmanteau that refers to a relationship between the characters Dean Winchester and the angel Castiel off The CW hit television show Supernatural.
Girl 1: OMG! Dean and Castiel are SOOOOOOO canon! They NEED a name!
Girl 2: Oh totally! Just like Brangelina!
Girl 1: Exactly! Any suggestions?
Girl 2: Uhmmm... Castidean?
Girl: Castid-What are you, STONED?!? NO! Dammit girl get your head in the game!!
Girl 2: You're right! Uhm, uh, u-uhhmmm... OH! D-Destiel?!
Girl 1: You-!.... GENIUS! Its perfect!
Girl 2: R-Really?
Girl 1: Yes! From now on the totally legit sexual relationship between Dean and Castiel shall be refered to as "Destiel!". Gosh (Girl 2), I totally would kiss you if you weren't so ugly! =D
Girl 2: Thanks... I guess.
Girl 2: Oh totally! Just like Brangelina!
Girl 1: Exactly! Any suggestions?
Girl 2: Uhmmm... Castidean?
Girl: Castid-What are you, STONED?!? NO! Dammit girl get your head in the game!!
Girl 2: You're right! Uhm, uh, u-uhhmmm... OH! D-Destiel?!
Girl 1: You-!.... GENIUS! Its perfect!
Girl 2: R-Really?
Girl 1: Yes! From now on the totally legit sexual relationship between Dean and Castiel shall be refered to as "Destiel!". Gosh (Girl 2), I totally would kiss you if you weren't so ugly! =D
Girl 2: Thanks... I guess.
by TheWordMonster June 24, 2011
Get the Destiel mug.The premature truncation of a romance arc between two characters on a television series by showing half the couple declaring love right before being pulled out of the story, then actually killing the other half of said couple before any reaction can be shown to confirm reciprocation.
See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)
See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.
See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
See also: Desti-edging (Urban Dictionary)
See also: Schrödinger's Ship - when it's a canon-romantic couple due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing/killing the couple before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation.
See also: Dean Winchester/Castiel (from the television series "Supernatural")
"My OTP got Destieled. He told his best friend he loved him, and then he got magicked away and the other guy got killed off before anything good could happen."
by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020
Get the Destieled mug.by xXxFallenAngelXx August 9, 2009
Get the destiel mug.the canon then uncanon then canon in spanish and then i canon again ship of dean winchester and castiel... and yes this all happened in november, which isn’t even over yet.
nov 5: destiel goes canon
nov 18: destiel goes uncanon
nov 24: destiel goes canon in spanish
nov 25: destiel goes uncanon because of “rogue translators”
nov 26: translators debunk the “rogue translators” crap
nov 27: bisexual dean winchester goes canon in italy
nov 28: german!dean is homophobic
nov 29: we find out obama’s a heller
nov 18: destiel goes uncanon
nov 24: destiel goes canon in spanish
nov 25: destiel goes uncanon because of “rogue translators”
nov 26: translators debunk the “rogue translators” crap
nov 27: bisexual dean winchester goes canon in italy
nov 28: german!dean is homophobic
nov 29: we find out obama’s a heller
by spn.v November 29, 2020
Get the destiel mug.A person who ships the romantic relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel on Supernatural (TV Show). The relationship is entirely valid, as are all other ships. Destiel shippers are not any less of fans because they ship Destiel. Likewise, fans who do not ship Destiel are not "homophobic", their view is entirely as valid. Destiel shippers often have the uncanny ability to reference subtext and gifs proving the canonical existence of destiel effortlessly.
Person 1: are you a destiel shipper?
Person 2: *laughs nervously* *trips* *hundreds of pictures and gifs showing destiel subtext spill out of jacket*
Person 2: maybe just a little...
Person 2: *laughs nervously* *trips* *hundreds of pictures and gifs showing destiel subtext spill out of jacket*
Person 2: maybe just a little...
by andalusian November 26, 2016
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