(n.) A Designated Kings Deck is the deck of cards you use exclusively for playing the drinking game Kings. A DKD is often selected to prevent other, nicer decks from destruction and beer splattering.
Guy 1- "Yo, I found cards, let's play some Kings!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
Guy 2- "Wow, wait up bro, use a Designated Kings Deck! These cards here are for playing poker!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
Get the Designated Kings Deck mug.A D.A.B. is a girl who is a "drunk ass bitch". She often knows and may refer to herself as a D.A.B. They are often very hammered and do not think before acting, therefore they look silly.
A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
That girl is dancing off beat to the music and is spilling her drink everywhere. She looks like she might be the designated D.A.B. for the night.
by thatgirlyouknow. July 26, 2009
Get the Designated D.A.B. mug.The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.
left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak
by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006
Get the designated listener mug.A girl that is designated to give head and/or have sexual intercourse with any male that would like it. A different girl is usually designated every weekend.
Thomas - Yo George, who's the designated train runner this weekend?
George - I think Sarah O'Connell, she loves running train man.
George - I think Sarah O'Connell, she loves running train man.
by morgan 9875 April 21, 2008
Get the designated train runner mug.A person leaving a bar sober, but appearing very drunk, going out and sitting in his car in full view of the cops, to distract them from noticing other people who were leaving who were not sober.
by oswood April 24, 2010
Get the Designated Decoy mug.the induvidual whom transports intoxicated people to and from the bar safetly, and is responsible for them.
by EDOT July 16, 2008
Get the Designated driver mug.(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?
Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.
by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010
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