Generic Derrick

The boyfriend of an attractive girl that you wanna hate but really, he's a great guy.

Chet: Yo man, that girl is hot as the devils dick.
Brett: Don't bother... she's got a boyfriend.
Chet: Whatta fucking asshole. He must literally be the scum of the earth.
(enter boyfriend presenting girl with an assortment of truffles)
Brett: I don't know... he seems like a Generic Derrick.

by pumpkinescobar1 July 23, 2011

Derrick McHale

CUUUUUUUNNNNTT

Derrick McHale, you a hoe ass nibba

by HangTightJamacia November 8, 2018

Derricksexybody

An amazing person that thinks spring trap is the hottest thing and loves pregnancy and feet

Hey derricksexybody posted, I hope it’s not that “she’s got a baby inside” audio

by Ezekiellmao April 11, 2022

Derricksexybody

a person that lies about being a man online, loves rock music and spring trap. I think they’re crazy because all of their posts are either about a weird ship, pregnancy or feet

#1 Viewer: Yo derricksexybody posted !!

#2 viewer: That’s not a good thing 😧

by wetsockslover101 April 13, 2022

Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS

DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS

by milk in bread balls August 27, 2022

Derrick

Derrick is a SEXY charming light skin nigga with money. He has tongue game with ladies pussy. Derrick knows how to treat a ladie with respect but the problem is with derrick is he mess with too many girls so, he is known as a thot. He will Netflix and chill with u anytime. He will make u feel good about youself when down , he will with always be there when u need him for comfort , he will cuddle with u all times. Derrick will NETFLIX & CHILL WITH U ANY TIME U WANT. Derrick is caring smart sexy charming and a real nigga who stay 💯 , he's not like dem other fuck niggas. He knows how to make u feel good. Derrick is always funny and sometmimes annoying but always a good friend . He is sometimes rude but only on a bad day. Derrick will always be that nigga who cheers u up and never break or cheat on u... SO COME GET A DERRICK!!!

"She lucky she has derrick"
"😍 omg I just saw my future husband Derrick"
"Awww Derrick is so caring I love him so much 😘😍"

by ĶïñğŽ $oles December 19, 2015

Dirty Derrick

When you fuck a girl for the first time and she's on her period but you decided to fuck before you 69d

You see that girl with the lipstick on over there? she got dirty Derrick'd last night.

by Madder raves June 4, 2020