Herpatitis

This is when you have herpes and hepatitis C at the same time
:O

Billy:Eww, that bitch has herpatitis!
Bob:What a disgusting person...

by Roflmfaoamp pwnage May 24, 2009

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017

gynaecular dermatitis

The condition where during one’s menstrual cycle, right after the point of ovulation, one’s dead skin peels, this is due to a rise or low in oestrogen and progesterone. For most, they experience this in the face, ears and neck areas, it rarely travels down the body. If such happens, speak to your local GP or surgery about getting a cream to help.

I’m going through gynaecular dermatitis.

She is going through gynaecular dermatitis.

by NationalHealth November 16, 2021

Herpatitis

Blanket term for illnesses or pains that aren't actually diagnosable.

"My back is killing me and my head hurts like a b*tch, I swear I must have herpatitis or something"

by Mr mc E February 18, 2020

despatits

Racial slur towards colored palms

There are people with despatits in the room

by HAHAHHAHAVDVSN November 8, 2021

Herpatitis

When you lose count of how much oral you do and the bumps around your mouth are out of control.

Bro, the herpatitis around your mouth is savage!

by Boneface7880 December 27, 2021

Herpatitis

The enjoyment or arousal found in giving someone else herpes only for true connoisseurs.

I found this girl who’s a herpatitis

by The std collector September 8, 2023