deeberto

A deeberto is a dude who brazialinizes his name into a singular handle in order to try and impress people with his soccer skills. Usually a men's leaguer who also has the latest and hottest gear, but sadly zero game.

Calvin: He check out the new player on the Gunners, damn those are some sweet kicks he's wearing. Could be a player.

Mark: Nah, he is just some deeberto trying to play the part. Odds are he's horrible.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Delbert

Smokes weed

Delbert are always stoned

by Stoneyeyesz September 8, 2019

Delbert

Verb: to render a bathroom unusable for hours from excessive stationary stench.

I wanted to go take a shit but the bathroom got delberted.

He got banished from using the main office toilet because everytime he used it he would delbert it.

by Rancid Panda August 30, 2019

delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006

Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.

Delbert sucks at sex

by Quinton January 21, 2018

Deibert

A whore-ish commi who enjoys racist slurs and Steven King. Can be found laughing hysterically at the misfortune of others.

Get that Deibert out of my pants!

by Don't wory about it.. March 25, 2007

Deibert

A retarted spike hair boy who eats food from the garbage.

Quit being a Deibert!!

by Blake Spector September 24, 2003