The act of placing or attempting to place one's flaccid penis into a partner's vagina. Usually occurs after a large amount of alcohol is imbibed.
They were so hammered that they did it on the laundry machine. Unfortunately, all he could do was give her the Philly Dipper.
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I gave her the ol' shrimp dipper in the bathroom of a Long John Silver's.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
Every month, Aunt Flo comes around to signal the beginning of shrimp dipping season.
by spun out September 9, 2010
Get the shrimp dipper mug.A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!
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"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
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Get the desperate af mug."You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."
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