Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.

Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.

by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022

dependant

Relying on da perceived powers of a necklace-fob to see you through da more-difficult aspects of daily existence.

Dumbo discovered dat da feather which he'd been clutching in his trunk had merely been a "placebo" trinket, and dat he therefore did not need to be "dependant" on it in order to be able to fly.

by QuacksO April 1, 2026

Petville Dependant

Someone who is obsessed with Petville and repeatlly checks to see if theyre stupid pet is okay. Petville dependant can also mean someone who has nothing better to do than sit around and play ghetto games on facebook.

Cool Kidd: Heyy you wanna come to my boyfriends game with me?
Petville dependant: No, sorry i have to go home and check on my pet on fb.
Cool Kidd: God what a petville dependant!

by Cool Kidd123 November 21, 2011

State Dependant Presentation

When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.

I have a state dependant presentation later today, I better start drinking now.

by River21 December 14, 2013

puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.

Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.

by Schmoe_Joe June 9, 2016

class c dependant

n. A military term used to describe soldiers whose civilian counterparts live in military housing rent free without anyone's acknowlegement. To use military resources without obligation or contract.

If the Commander catches you with that class c dependant in your room, its a wrap.

Today is military appreciation day at the mall. Cool, well come go to the store with me, so I can get 10% off my purchase.

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008