Pre-Departure

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

Departure from gate two

When you're in a rush to catch a flight at gate 37b but you need to make dash for the toilet.

"Honey, I know we may miss our flight, but please hold my luggage, it's the last call for a departure from gate two."

by Guy Cbk November 9, 2012

All the personality of an airport departure lounge

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

Dip and Departure

When you dip your balls in your girls ass then departure from her asshole.

Brady: dips balls in hot sauce for a spicy surprise

Liv: put it in daddy
Brady: Bet Jew

Liv: Screams in pain
Brady: departures
Liv: Fuck he just dip and departure

by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

Departurism

The libertarian abortion belief that the fetus of a non-criminal unwanted pregnancy is a human being that trespassing is equally innocent as a fetus that was formed from a rape and a fetus that was consensually conceived. The fetus cannot be directly killed even by eviction. It also believes the mother has the legal property right to have the bodily autonomy and the proportionate ability to retaliate against the trespassing by evicting the fetus. It also believes in a legal proportionality for when an eviction can only be lethal and non-lethal. A non-lethal eviction must follow the non-aggression prince by the means of being gentle, non-aggressive, and non-criminal. A lethal eviction can only happen if the fetus harming the life of the mother then the mother has the proportional retaliatory right to evict the fetus in harmful way that doesn’t kill the fetus. Both proportionalities must be carried out by the means carrying the pregnancy until the undeveloped fetus is viable to be evicted and live independently outside of the womb.

Where do you stand in abortion? I believe in departurism.

by Jofag July 16, 2022

departure

when you depart

"my departure for your mothers house is tomorrow"

by wzrd101 November 8, 2022

DFW Departure

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

by 6BD February 6, 2025