Post-Departure Depression 

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.

"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"

Post-Departure Depression by theGentleman February 24, 2009

The Departure 

Awesome five-piece band from Northampton. Fantasticaly style-concious, lively, and howlingly talented.

The Departure are awesome aren't they. Yeah, safe as fuck

The Departure by baaays January 6, 2006

Pre-Departure 

The foulest smelling fart that warns of impending flock of sparrows.

"Forgive me father, I fear that last air biscuit was Pre-Departure! Please excuse me while I snap off a length of dirty spine."

Pre-Departure by Buttocks73 October 9, 2008

DFW Departure 

When you came early and have to sit in the corner

I went on a date the other day? Dude had a DFW Departure, so I ghosted him after.

DFW Departure by 6BD February 6, 2025

Dip and Departure 

When you dip your balls in your girls ass then departure from her asshole.

Brady: dips balls in hot sauce for a spicy surprise

Liv: put it in daddy
Brady: Bet Jew

Liv: Screams in pain
Brady: departures
Liv: Fuck he just dip and departure

Dip and Departure by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019

defarture 

1.) Occurs when a person releases a thunderous fart as another individual is departing the immediate vicinity of the farter.
2.) Also applies to situations where the farter departs from the vicinity of the victim after releasing his or her fumes.

As the business man exited the elevator, the dwarf like man he was riding with let out a deafening defarture that caused the business man to giggle with delight.

defarture by Rowdy Yates November 3, 2004

depertury 

Your stupid but ur not dumb or good or happy 😁

Omg she is depertury

I know right

Have a depertury day

depertury by Badbleeeep27 December 29, 2021