dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 11, 2008

denture tantrum

The senior citizen version of a tantrum.

"Grumpy grandparents have denture tantrums."

by Gigno April 14, 2014

dirty dentures

Dirty dentures is when you are doing doggy style then when your partner isn't suspecting anything, shit a log into your hand and put it in their mouth making a mold of their teeth. Thus giving you dirty dentures.

My girlfriend and I gave dirty dentures a try and it was amazing, the only downside to it was that it left a shitty taste in her mouth.

by Surprisingly Delicious July 31, 2017

Dentalese

The language spoken by a dental patient during dental work, where you converse with the dentist or with two or more dental instruments in your mouth while under the influence of Novocaine (or other medication).

Dentist: So what have you been doing this summer?

Patient: lmsafdlkdsflkdslk........

Dentist: Sounds like you are having a great summer as translated by the dentist in dentalese.

by Neal Cassady July 30, 2010

Grandma's yellow dentures

Getting a blowjob when the the person giving the BJ bites the foreskin of the penis, circumsizing it. the "bj giver" then eats it and poops it into the nostrils of the person recieving the blowjob. they sneeze it into a cup and have their grandma drink it with a cat or dog humping the grandmas leg.

the other day me and my girlfriend decided to try grandma's yellow dentureson... good thing im not jewish!

by hungryasian&cheweyguido June 17, 2010

denture

someone who thinks they are too cool for school, so they can jerk you around, but really they are low quality

That guy is the biggest denture I know.

by whatsupbrotha85 February 23, 2005

Dentard

A player from World of Warcraft that plays on the US Server Dentarg. It's the combination of "Dentarg" and "Retard" and is usually used in a friendly way.

TradePlayer1: What's up my fellow Dentards?
TradePlayer2: Sure as hell isn't the server pop.

by McVagh January 6, 2008