dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

taking a girl to the dentist

This is where a male puts on a condom that has a numbing effect to the penis and then makes the woman perform fellatio where the numbing effects are transferred to the woman's mouth and tongue.

Brennan: "Hey man, have you ever been caught taking a girl to the dentist?"

Elias: "Yea dude, your sister couldn't speak for an hour afterwards and your mom stopped sending me text messages."

by Mississippi Jones November 17, 2011

Mexican Dentist

A guy whose received a blowjob by a Mexican woman in Mexico.

Hey man, I totally got my degree in Mexican dentistry yesterday

by i am McLovin March 16, 2013

Chinese dentist time

The name given to the time 2:30 this is because if a Chinese person says "two-thirty" it sounds like they're saying "tooth hurty".

It's Chinese dentist time.

by carbona not glue November 2, 2010

Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.

James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"

by spoogene February 4, 2010

Dentistry Club

A club in which a group of University students sit in a big circle jerk while admiring each other's teeth.

John: Yo, you heading to the dentistry club today?

Jake: Yeah mean, I made sure to floss.

by rino757 September 23, 2016

Dirty Dentist

The act of woman giving a man a proper rim job ("eating out" the anal cavity), then choosing to clean the shit out of her teeth by flossing with his pubic hair.

"After my girlfriend gave me a rim job, she asked for a piece of gum. I told her i didn't have any gum, but if she she really needed to, she could give me the dirty dentist."

by phantompooper March 11, 2008