Dendrophilia 

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

Dendrophilia by Nathan April 29, 2003

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

Dendrophiliac by T-Rux July 28, 2009

dehydrophobia 

The fear of being dehydrated.

He boarded the airplane without a water bottle and when he realized it would be 45 minutes before the drink service, he suffered an acute case of dehydrophobia.

dehydrophobia by JY 1991 October 3, 2018

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

dendropheliac by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

Dendrophilia 

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

Dendrophilia by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003

Dextrophobia 

Fear of right side.

Ariana Grande has Dextrophobia.

Dextrophobia by Scarlett_the_Slayer October 27, 2018

Dendrophiliaphobic

A person that is afraid to have sex with trees!

I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic

Dendrophiliaphobic by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023