Dmitry

Awsome mozerfucker, that drinks a lot of alcohol and smokes a lot of weed.

Shit! He's even better than Dmitry!

by Coocoococoo November 1, 2011

Dmitry Medvedev

The President of Russia....Enough Said

Velikaya Rus! Dmitry Medvedev

by Sovietsky Soyuz July 26, 2009

Dimitry

A great guy, and someone who cares about others. Usually good looking, and has many talents. A total ladies man, and someone who know's what he's doing.

Dimitry is good at many things, such as sports, talking, and business.

by Ashley21345 August 18, 2013

demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes

if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005

Demitri

A Nickname for the molecule N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. It is commonly known as DMT, the spirit molecule. It is naturally found in the human body and other plants in nature in small amounts. The human body releases this substance at birth, death, and near death experiences. DMT is also believed to play a role in dreaming.

I went on a journey with my boy Demitri the other day and saw aliens that looked like Hindu gods, I was trippin balls.

by hotboxerz September 24, 2011

Demitra

The name of a reliable, funny, sensible, and graceful girl who would be a perfect friend for you

That Demitra girl is graceful and funny is she a ballerina?

by nnnnnnnnnnnnfdddddddddddddddd February 3, 2015

Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.

Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".

by merhotty91 April 29, 2008