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Deli Slice
An absolute mind melting hot babe that you would give your left nut to bang just one time, but will never be anything more to you other than a entry into your ever growing spank bank.
Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!
Deli Slice by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Deli counter
The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.
Deli counter by That foo July 30, 2013
Deli Saturday
While having sex from behind, the man prepares a sandwich on her lower back. When he is ready to climax, he pulls out and ejaculates on the sandwich. The woman then eats the sandwich.
She was really Hungry so she asked him to pick up a loaf of bread and come home for a deli Saturday. It was a Tuesday.
Deli Saturday by Chaunceyandvdub October 16, 2010
Deli Tray
When a woman lies on her back and two or more men lay their penises on top of her body. This move works best with a flaccid penis. (For a one man show, see the companion definition: Hoagie)
When us guys get together, we always try to find a nice gal to lay down in front of us so we can give her the deli tray.
Deli Tray by Bobby Ricochet February 23, 2015
Deli-man
A style of kissing a girl by opening your mouth as wide as possible, clamping it down upon the girl, and attempting to make out with her. People who usually use this technique end up biting the girls nose or basically suffacating them. The style is usually used by guys who are butt ugly and can't get any