deli shoes

Delicious.

Damn those fish tacos were deli shoes!

by Ass Cancer Necromancer April 7, 2023

Deli Slice

An absolute mind melting hot babe that you would give your left nut to bang just one time, but will never be anything more to you other than a entry into your ever growing spank bank.

Stan: Have you checked out the new girl in accounting Carl? She is fucking hot. I am going to ask her out.
Carl: Funny braaaahhh you got no chance with that Deli Slice. Might as well just go rub one out right now cause you ain't touchin dat shit yo!

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

turd deli

A rather clever term for one's butthole.

Just fed the toilet from my turd deli.

by @RaunchyGenius January 20, 2014

katz deli

old school delicatessen in the lower east side of New York. the hot dogs, the knockwurst stukel, and the big ass fries are a must to try. good root beer too.

i can't wait to go to katz deli when i get back to new york.

by g-ring May 5, 2007

Calgan Deli

Considered by few as the ultimate sandwich. The sandwich requires only 1 filling, ham. The ham has to be prepared in a unique way, you have to stuff the ham inside a lukewarm vajayjay then make love to the woman with the ham inside (some use the ham as extra pleasure). Once you have blown your load you take the ham and place it in between the slices of bread, no sauce needed the juices add the flavour. Remember to take a small bite to ensure it is up to standard and you can then proceed to the final touch, this is to leave the remaining of the sandwich in the bed you fornicated in over night, this touch will gain more flavour so you can enjoy it the next day.

Sup girl, after this Blumpkin you up for making a Calgan Deli? I know my future self in the morning will thank me for it. Seriously feel you got that twang to cook up a sweet batch bruh

by CuppaWiseguys November 2, 2020

Deli counter

The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.

I walked in on Pete deli countering his granddaughter.

by That foo July 30, 2013

deli-pat

a small shack occupied by thin-eyed, big-headed people, who sell patties for $1.14.

"yo, wanna go to the deli-pat to buy another beef patty?"

by I <3 ASIIIIANS. August 7, 2008