delayed conversationalism

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.

That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.

by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016

Delayed fake IQ

A person that waits on everyone else to speek then consigns by saying I was just thinking that.

Hey did you hear that the president has to decide on a completely new staff by Jan.

Yeah I was just thinking that.

That was a delayed fake IQ

by 100percentcaveman November 16, 2016

delayed bitch

When making a derogatory statement a pause may be made following a "...bitch" to further add insult to injury.

Example of a delayed bitch:

Dave Chappelle as Prince, "You guys want some grapes? ...bitches."

by bigpoppa822 June 17, 2010

delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.

"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"

by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003

Delayed Effect

Having something happen, and only feeling or having the effects occur after a extended period of time.

Juice experiences DE? LoL, he is one of a kind!

While watching Code Geass he suddenly blurted out "UGUU PWNS", it was the delayed effect of watching Kanon 20mins ago"

by ERG November 10, 2008

delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009