Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 20, 2010

Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog November 14, 2015

defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 07, 2023

Defrosted lemons

"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.

When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".

by Anonononomouse May 06, 2023

defrosted lemon

A sour situation made even worse.

She broke up with me, and then revealed that she had given me syphilis. What a defrosted lemon.

by thePiPatel April 27, 2023

Defrosted

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.

Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.

by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 09, 2021