Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

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Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

by whatever dog January 19, 2016

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defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023

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defroster

The thingy you use to get the fog out of your windows when it rains ^_^

Oh shit guys I can't see out my windshield, wheres the defroster?

by moelman October 9, 2010

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Defrosted

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.

Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.

by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

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