defeatist

A person who readily accepts or expects failure

John has a defeatist attitude. He accepts defeat instantly.

by Beast8051 June 2, 2016

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

Mommy Dearest

A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.

Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!

Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.

Child #1: Touché!

by vegan87 September 1, 2011

defecake

The act of breaking up with your significant other through the offering of poo cake. Essentially, the slighted party bakes an extravagant cake for their partner, takes a dump on top and then leaves it for them as a gift. Often, a goodbye message such as, "Piss off, asshole", will be written in red icing as well.

Bill: "Hey Brad, did you break up with Suzie after you caught her cheating on you?"

Brad: "Yes. I left her a lovely defecake on her dorm room table earlier today. Hope the whore and her roommates enjoy it."

Bill: "Nice."

by sillyrabbit2011 March 19, 2011

defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

Dearest

The most important one. The one that makes the sun brighter everyday,

the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.

“I love you my dearest” 💕❤️
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”

by A Rose By Any Other Name.... December 8, 2020

long defeat

A background feeling of melancholy found in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, derived from the knowledge that every victory is only temporary, what we hold good will eventually be gone, and that the world is irreversibly changing for the worse, derived from the English/British Catholic sentiment that their world of Catholic hegemony is gone and never to return, crossed with Tolkien's dislike of the changes to England since the Industrial Revolution and during the Twentieth Century.

I love Lord of the Rings, but it's not optimistic. The whole Long Defeat thing is too much for me and I want to get away from it.

by Dead Lion September 27, 2013