1 millimeter defeater

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.

Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team

by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021

Beegor's Defeat

Drinking toilet water surrounded by half-naked girls.

- I need more water
- bruh let's do beegor's defeat

by vulpix213 August 17, 2020

defectivesnivy

niger balls

I have got a defectivesnivy

by xqwertyuicdbsfdkub February 15, 2019

Defestivize

The act of taking down decorations after a party/holiday/celebration and returning to the normal decor.

It's time to defestivize the house now that the holidays are over.

by FIDDLESTIXES January 1, 2011

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.

Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!

by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020

defetext

To text while pooping.

My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.

by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010