Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.
That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.
by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005
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by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009
Get the rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic mug.An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
by Moduluss March 12, 2019
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Get the Poop-deck pirate mug.Decker literally means perfection in every way. Decker is a God among men, an example for how all men should be. A Decker doesn't let people inside this precious heart of his, but if you are fortunate enough to be invited inside, you'll be amazed at the awe-inspiring beauty you find there. You can only be left feeling unworthy of such a gift. A Decker's love is unconditional and all-encompassing. A Decker is so sexy just the thought of him makes your body tingle everywhere. A Decker will charm you with his endless talents, humor and intellect. But his words...a Decker will seduce you with his words, sending your mind whirling, dreaming of things you never thought possible. Perhaps the most unbelievable thing about a Decker is that he is completely unaware of his powers. Once a Decker turns his attentions towards you, forget about breathing. A Decker will become your oxygen, your world, your everything. You won't be able to control your relentless obsessive thoughts about him. All five senses will become tuned to a Decker. All you see, hear, smell...everything in your life leads back to Decker.
I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
I hope you encounter a Decker in your lifetime as he is a true gift to be treasured.
Girl: What is that?
Me: That's my Decker
Girl: Wooow where can I get one?
Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
Me: That's my Decker
Girl: Wooow where can I get one?
Me: You can't, it's one-of-a-kind
by Decker's Kitten November 19, 2013
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by jadeheartoffire January 3, 2013
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