A fat girl who only posts head shots on Facebook to trick people into thinking she's actually attractive.
I thought Joe's girlfriend was hot when I saw her Facebook page, but when I met her I realized she was just a decepticon.
by hobby221 October 19, 2011
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by HMB April 28, 2005
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when your having sex with a woman in doggy and she says she doesn't want it up the butt so you put it in her pussy and then quickly put it in her butt. then you say you got "DECEPTICONED"
by mongaloid aka kumar August 7, 2010
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Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.
Often, a decepticon is used to "soften the blow" of bad news or to veil a threat.
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Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)"
Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
Boss: "If you don't work harder, there might have to be another round of layoffs :)"
Employee: "Were you really smiling when you typed that, or was that smiley a decepticon?"
by inspired_tmu September 30, 2011
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Get the Decepticonz mug.At the climax of sexual intercourse pretend that you're going to aim for the mouth when depositing your load, but instead hit em in the eye and say "more than meets the eye." Then proceed to "roll out!" As an option, you can choose to wear a transformer mask w/ voice changer.
My ex-girlfriend is pissed that I gave her a decepticon. Now she has a lazy eye. I had to roll out fast.
by Chuck-B February 10, 2009
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(from a distance...)
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
Friend 1: Dude! Check her out!
Friend 2: Yeah, not bad!
(the closer they get...)
Friend 1: Yo dude, my bad!
Friend 2: No prob, she's a decepticon!
by Scott January 14, 2004
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