Decrapitated

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

by Broham64 December 14, 2021

Accelerated Decrepitude

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

by YAWA February 24, 2019

decrepify

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

decrepitude

\de CREP' e tud\ noun:
of, or pertaining to, the massive infrastructure failure of the body due to advancing age

As I approach my fiftieth birthday, it becomes harder to fend off decrepitude.

by Patlas January 8, 2009

decrepiturd

A pile of dog crap found in one's yard or a public place that was deposited at least a week before it was discovered, and is currently in a state of decay. It can sometimes resemble mud or a stone, and may cause momentary confusion when encountered.

While walking through the backyard, Maria stopped short to avoid stepping on a mysterious object. Upon closer examination, she realized that it was a pile of dog crap she had missed on an earlier poop patrol, and the pile had since become a decrepiturd.

by drumdiva October 7, 2009

decrepidate

To crawl into bed and roll yourself up in your duvet like a miniature pancake.

I'm totally exhausted. I'm going to decrepidate and watch Friends.

by ts9195 December 20, 2010

decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018