decrepit chips

when you eat stale chips from the bottom of the bag when you are hungry and that's all you have around

"any chips left in the bag"
"just the decrepit chips in the bottom!"

by Penny Flame June 28, 2008

lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 6, 2013

Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 1, 2018

Decrepitatious

The type of gradual harm that makes one weak and causes increasing dysfunction, rather than outright, immediate harm, for example that of being kicked in the balls.

Julian Assange suffered the decrepitatious effects of being holed up for 7 years.

by rexmortus April 29, 2019

Decrepit

Old and dying

Yo my man is decrepit and still beats your ass

by Will and Leon are gay April 1, 2021