lil’ decrepit

a noun used when one is being very obnoxious, annoying, and or a piece of trash. commonly used when one break up another’s relationship.

when she tried to break jake and alissa up, that was a lil’ decrepit

by therealteasister December 11, 2018

decrepenis

1)A medical syndrome in which the penis has worn out with the passing of time.
The skin of the penis may sometimes become floppy, wrinkly, and will often appear dry.
2)A penis that can no longer attain an erection, due to old age or over use.
Word origin: decrepit and penis

"Professional slut: I fucked an old guy yesterday for a business promotion; he had a real nasty decrepenis."
"Doctor: I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with Decrepenis syndrome"

by Mr Weegels September 27, 2006

decrepit merry go round

the act of enticing all the grannies from the aged home to your place for tea and coffee then super surprising them by having an orgy with them whilst wearing your favourite mexican wrestling outfit

guy 1: hey man i saw your mum the other night. did the decrepit merry go round with her and a few of her friends.

guy 2: whats that?

guy 1: ahh nothing really, hmm ask your mum.

runs away!

by leoNARDox2 February 5, 2010

Decrepitating

Another word used to describe an extremely advanced state of decomposition.

"Did you see that zombie with the decrepitating skin?"
"Yeah, he looked perfectly ripe!"

by Somerlea October 6, 2013

decrepid monkey fist

The act of fapping to often which ultimately leads your hand into a deformed monkey fist shape

yo.. i was home alone all weekend... ANNNNND, now im left with this decrepid monkey fist

by intheface December 8, 2009

Dreepin

All things swag-alicious.

OOOO GIRL YOU BE SO DREEPIN.

by BaxterCornelieusArthurReginald August 18, 2011

decrepid

When a person is getting old and there skin is all flaky and old

Did you just see that woman" yeahhh she was olddd" mate she was that old she was decrepid

by foggy123 October 30, 2010