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An abnormal child which is presumably known as a ROBLOX game developer (Faz Theme Park Roleplay, ROBLOX game). If you see him, run away or he will eat you. If he says, "Have a good day", it means you're sus.
Fan: "Can I be your son in this roleplay?"
Decoded: "Okay, but I'm nonexistent as I'm currently located at the grocery store getting milk."
by decoded post October 29, 2021
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decider

1.) A person in a leadership role, usually of limited intelligence and lacking keen self-awareness, who stubbornly insists on making all the decisions that often end in abject failure with dire consequences for others.

2.) George W. Bush's description for himself, at a White House press briefing on April 19, 2006. Bush told reporters, "I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense.”
I'll jump off this bridge and even take you with me, if I want, because, dammit, I'm the decider. So shaddup, and give me your hand.
by GolfMaven May 2, 2006
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Decider

A churlish and irresponsible individual, when responding to any and all criticism with all the moral and logical authority of a 4-year-old; might also express some elements of claivoyance.
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best."
by Friar Pablo May 1, 2006
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I can't decide?

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)
I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.
by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017
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decidership

a word used when people are to stupid to remember it's called a dictatorship.
"the government is turning into a decidership."
"it's called a dictatorship, fuckhead! go read a book."
by Kennedi Greene August 27, 2007
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decider

A person who decides what is best.
"I hear the voices and I read the front page and I know the speculation but I'm the decider and I decide what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of defense."
by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 1, 2006
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Decidering

Attempting to make a sensible decision while drunk.
Dude, you drove here, and you just had 48 beers, how you gonna get home?!

I'm just decidering..
by arianaford July 6, 2010
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