Defecrate

Pooping on or against something that is holy. Considered to be a faux pas in most cultures.

"Dude! So William visited the Sistine chapel yesterday, but got arrested for defecrating on the altar! I'd bail him out, but there's no deal when crucifixion is involved."
"Yea, and defecratest thou not in the Holiest of Grails, lest ye be damned into eternity."

by Werpdwerg November 1, 2008

deveterate

The echelon of a degenerate and a vet

That guy at the craps tables is a deveterate, he's making it loud over there

by Dustndawind May 17, 2022

Got decoraters in

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

decorate

verb:
To masturbate on a wall or another inanimate object.

I decorated the books in the library.

by CraigZ May 5, 2005

decorate the mahogany

The act of paying for drinks or tipping the bartender. Refers to the mahogany wood with which many bar tops are made.

(The bartender may give this not so subtle hint if you leave a stingy tip)

1. "Hay Joe, its Wednesday, your turn to decorate the mahogany...Anther round please"


2. Patron: (Puts a quarter down after ordering 5 drinks)

Bartender: "That 2 bits is better off in your pocket than mine, you gotta decorate the mahogany"

by wakkawakkawakkawakka December 19, 2008

Declarate

A combination of the words declare and decorate.

Go into all the nations and declarate.

by I the Uber One January 22, 2009

Deterated

When your spelling is SO bad even spell check can't help your stupid ass spell detioriated.

My ex husband claimed I was responsible for how badly our relationship had 'deterated'

by Rainbow00Brite October 1, 2018