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Leonardo Decapitated

When you are eating out a girl and she squeezes her thick thighs together so hard that she decapitates you.
Damn... that thick mami just Leonardo Decapitated my buddy last night.
by yungcleen May 11, 2018
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Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.
Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.
by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003
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don't let your tongue decapitate you

an Arabic proverb meaning

a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"

b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
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suburban dejaculatetion

masturbating until you are about to ejaculate and then calling your mom in to the room right as you are about to finish
hey mom do you want to know what a suburban dejaculatetion is???
by daniel allan wood September 26, 2007
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decopulation

The act of decapiating someone and proceeding to have intercourse with the their esophagus.
After decapitating the man, Samuel then had sex with his esophagus...thus performing the act of decopulation.
by Tha Bul Bubak February 20, 2008
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decapitulate

to upset bad order or discombobulate, undone,etc.
those idiots were in for a decapitulate situation.
by Marc Edenfield October 13, 2007
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decrapulate

To be rid of crap, as in, get rid of crap from your life!
I sooooo need to decrapulate my bottom drawer, I need to fit in my new stash of sex toys..!
by Phat Nat March 21, 2008
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