Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

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decapitation

the removal of the head which normally consists of some idiot hacking off the head with an axe directed in the neck area.

also it can mean to lose ones limbs. via other methods to so watch out for the axe wielding maniac behind you!!!!!!

death by decapitation.

haha your head fell off

ur wiener has been decapitated

she bit so hard i endured my pecker being decapitated by her crooked snaggly teeth

by neal + kev July 18, 2006

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decapitate

when the alpha male bites the head of a giggle stick a little while being thrusted by a black man going balls deep, and when it hurts, he bites down hard causing it to pop off like decapitation.

fenno decapitated holla whilst grace was teaching fenno the Heimlich's maneuver if you know what i mean

by diddy kong April 3, 2007

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Decapitation and Incineration

An extreme cut and blow dry that dramatically changes the persons look.

Did you see Nat's hair? Decapitation and incineration or what!?!?

by B247E July 1, 2011

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warmongering combatant's decapitator

The most overpowered item in all of World of Warcraft

This item is only available to level 100's from heroic level dungeons.

The item is OP and bannable

Guy 1: Do you have a Warmongering Combatant's Decapitator?

Guy 2: No that weapon is way too hard to get.

Guy 3: That weapon is very bannable.

by EverythingIsOverPowered May 20, 2016

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