duct tape deathmatch

A high stakes high-risk street race. Racers hands are duct-taped to the wheel limiting the turning radius of the wheel.

Races are usually perfomed on hilly winding roads.

Racing in an automatic is impossible. Drifting in a stick shift is the only way to escape with your life.

"John challenged me to a duct-tape deathmatch. I wasn't worried--I had been practicing drifting in my Integra..."

by Duke December 27, 2004

Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

Diarrhea Deathmatch

Two teams of three to ten people equipped with their choice of super soaker water guns (may only be super soaker brand name water guns), filled with everyones own diarrhea (add water if needed). The objective of the game is to wreak havoc upon the other enemy team with the diarrhea in the super soaker water gun (may refill if needed). Three refills per teammate.

Man, am I soaked from that diarrhea deathmatch.

by ddt kings August 4, 2011

rock and roll death watch

rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer

kieth richards has been on rock and roll death watch for the last 35 years

by Bad Touch Ultra Rapist May 31, 2010

Ghetto Deathmatch

An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.

Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.

by ILC Digi August 31, 2005

Half-Life Deathmatch

Parent of CS.
However acts like the bastard offspring of CS...ha

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

ghetto deathmatch

another name for rock paper scissors, except if you play in the ghetto and you lose, you die.

I lost a ghetto deathmatch. If this was the ghetto, id be dead

by Dwight September 6, 2005