dead fish

Derived from the obvious lack of enthusiasm and energy of a dead fish caught out of water, being or feeling like a dead fish simply means that you just want to crash in bed and hibernate until you regain your energy and are capable of performing basic functions. Until then, you are a dead fish.

-Want to do something tonight?
-I can't; I'm a dead fish. Was up all night yesterday.

by gattonero September 24, 2009

dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

dead fish

verb-meaning to have intercourse with a person whom has lost all bodily control and conciousness, laying like a dead fish.

When I was in college, I enjoyed the occasional dead fish at frat parties, thanks to our good friend ruffies.

by PDiddy October 27, 2004

Dead Fishing

the act of being in an intoxicated state and wanting to find a dead fish to put in a hated one's yard to stink it up

Erin: "Hey Jen, I'm drunk and I really want to get revenge on Tyler for cheating on me."

Jen: "We should go dead fishing!"

Erin: "You're right! We should! If we throw it on his roof it will stink up his yard faster and it will be harder to find."

by Tangled23 October 26, 2011

Dead Fishing

Siting in the bath masterbating using your stomach muscles rather than your arm muscles. A helmet is required for safety.

To do Dead Fishing you sit in the bath, place your hand on your penis and using your stomach you sit up and down to masterbate.

by Eagle ridge chair lift June 3, 2012

dead fish syndrome

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008