Dayton to Daytona 

An annual trip taken to Daytona Beach, FL by 2500+ students from the University of Daytona following the end of their spring semester (early May) since 1978. The week consists of the most epic form of binge drinking, fun and sun, and a perfected state of happiness and bliss only touched by UD students.

4th of July:

"You're a mess, did you go out last night?"

"No, I'm still hungover from Dayton to Daytona."

Dayton to Daytona by cek1992 April 11, 2010

dayton avenue 

Home to the sensational Dayton Family rap group. This is a street in Flint, Michigan which is home to the highest crime area in the city.

I was on Dayton Avenue and I got shot.

dayton avenue by bri-face January 19, 2008

Daytona Speed Jack 

When running late but still have the urge to rub one out.

Sorry I'm late but I had to do a Daytona Speed Jack.

Daytona Speed Jack by Pussy Beavers November 14, 2020

Daytony 500 

A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.

Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?

Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.

Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.

Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.

Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!

Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!

Daytony 500 by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

Daytoner Boner by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

University of Dayton 

Founded in the late 1800's by Marianists (those are Catholics btw), it has become one of the better catholic colleges in the state. Home of the Dayton Flyers, the ghetto, constant drinking parties, and hot ass college babes. Think a catholic high school, except its a college.

1. Dude, wanna go to the ghetto for some pussy and beer?

Where are you going for college?
University of Dayton.
Dude....YOU'RE GONNA PARTY!!!

University of Dayton by B.Whitt September 30, 2004

Dayton, Ohio

Also known as Dayraq. Located in SW Ohio 1 hour west of Columbus and 1 hour north of Cincinnati

Daytonians are proud of their city. Dayton will always be the best at something--whether good or bad. From the Wright Brothers, Dayton Peace Accords, Charles Kettering's electric self-starter, first NFL game played Dayton Triangles, and Paul Lawrence Dunbar, Dayton has a rich, innovative history that was deemed the forerunner to the Silicon Valley. Nowadays, the Gem City has made the top spots on national polls in many other ways:

-heroin overdose capital of the world in May 2017 beating Baltimore, MD
-top 20 worst cities for air pollution year-round
-higher murder rates per capita than Chicago
-7th for worst city to live with allergies
-Food Adventure's worst holiday restaurant tippers 2012 nationwide
-6th lowest median home income value of comparable cities
-worst VA hospital in Ohio
-worst in Ohio, 9th in the country for urban food deserts
-32nd nationally for bed bug infestation of 2018
-home to Ohio's worst natural disaster: the 1913 flood

If you feel you could add to any of these statistics or create some new ones, you should consider moving here.

If you can think of a negative quality for a city, Dayton, Ohio already has you beat

Dayton, Ohio by Uncopyrighta8le January 4, 2019