David Wolfe

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.

ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."

by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013

David Hayter

Voice actor for the Metal Gear Solid series as the characters Solid Snake and Naked Snake(Big Boss). He appeared in X2 and interestingly enough, his regular voice sounds nothing like his character

P1: Whoa David Hayter was in X2!!!
P2: Who's that?
P1: Dude, he's the voice of Snake!!
P2: Cool, who was he?
P1: Just some random guard
P2: ....Lame

by big latin captain August 14, 2006

David Bowie

He reminds us of the babe

David bowie is babe babe is life

by Isawmybaybay July 3, 2016

david howse

a gay club where heroin is really popular

hey lets go down to the david howse and shoot some smack

by david howse June 20, 2017

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

kyle david hall

He is the most powerful, beautiful strong person. He is one of the seven people in My Digital Escape. He lives in Ohio.

Kyle David Hall is a YouTuber and goes on warped tour

Ship Kohnnie
His smile is beautiful

Kyle David Hall is the most beautiful man in the world.

by The infinite fangirl November 1, 2015

Mr. Show with Bob and David

Mid- to Late-90s sketch comedy, aired late nights on HBO. Created by Bob Odenkirk and David Cross, who began collaborating while working on <i>The Ben Stiller Show</i>. Part pre-taped show, part live performance, <i>Mr. Show</i> was praised for its willingness to break with conventions and follow its own twisted muse, launching the careers of Odenkirk, Cross, Jack Black, Tom "Spongebob Squarepants" Kinney, and other alternative comedians.

Mr. Show freakin' rocked. Did you see the one with "We're Earthlings, Let's Blow Up Earth Things"? Genius.

by campfirewood June 22, 2004