dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

Dave-o-pedia

When someone knows the answer to every question that is asked of them, no matter what the subject matter, time of day or amount of alcohol consumed.
A spoof on the word encyclopedia except the "encycl" part is replaced by person' name.
Also seen in Greys Anatomy as used by Alex Karev.

"dude your brother is Dave-o-pedia" said Hayley to Nicola

by Holy Moseph! March 26, 2009

Papa Dave

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

Pulling a Dave

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.

Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.

by Better Brother June 5, 2018

Pooper Dave

Infamous superhero known for roaming the unforgiving streets and deficating on front porches in numerous major cities.

Sometime during the night, Bob turned into Pooper Dave and hit his head on the sidewalk.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003