darth vader 

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

darth vader by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005

Darth Vader Cap 

A term used to describe the head of one's penis

Dude, stop poking your Darth Vader Cap and lets go

Darth Vader Cap by About_17_Whales June 3, 2017

Darth Vader 

1. The Sith name given to Anakin Skywalker after he falls to darkness in the Star Wars films.

2. The darkest nigga on the block

1.Darth Vader is a Sith Lord, his master is Darth Sidious.
2.You seen that nigga Jerome, that nigga look like Darth Vader. He blacker n a muhfucker.

Darth Vader by Thatfatdudeatwork March 3, 2020

Reverse Darth Vader 

The act of a step-father telling his child for the first time that he is not indeed the child's real father.

Father: Son, I have to tell you something.
Child: Yes?
Father: I am not your real dad. Your mom slept around in school and forced me to do a reverse Darth Vader. I'm sorry son.
Child: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Reverse Darth Vader by xxSycotic_Staggsxx July 6, 2010

darth vader 

The most feared Sith lord in the galaxy. Helped the Emperor construct 2 Death Stars and nearly wiped out the Rebels.

Do not fail Lord Vader or you will have your windpipe snapped in two by the Dark Side of the Force.

darth vader by Sith April 6, 2003

darth vader 

He is the pinnacle of all evil it seems. But he is really the victim.
Once Anakin Skywalker, the boy with exceptional skills who was selfless and innocent as a child. His skills made him arrogant as he got older. He was reckless and didn't abide by Jedi rules This led to him falling in love with Padme Amidala.
He feared losing her, and as Yoda said,
'Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.'
He went to the Dark Side in order to save his wife, everything he ever does he believes he's doing for good.

He is the Chosen One, the one who brings the force back into balance.
Also father of Luke and Leia.
The whole of the Star Wars saga is about the tradgedy of Darth Vader.

(Plus he kicks ass!)

Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.

Darth Vader=Anakin Skywalker

darth vader by Jedi Master Luna February 1, 2006

Houdini Darth Vader

Another delightful twist on the original houdini, to perform the Houdini Darth Vader correctly you should be breathing heavily in the ladies ear as though you have a respiratory condition. Upon reaching climax, spit on her back, when she turns around shoot your load in her face and shout 'I AM YOUR FATHER' to which she should reply, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'

"Whoa Steve, your mum really freaked out when I Houdini Darth Vader'ed her last night."

"But if your her father, does that mean we're related???"

"I certainly hope not Millom boy!"

Houdini Darth Vader by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink May 16, 2007