Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
by CountDisco October 22, 2012
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A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 12, 2006
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A weird-ass emo guy who likes to D.P. Senator John Kerry with Levi Callderon all day and all night without any regard to getting back to UNO.
Where is Senator John today?
Getting the Aurora Borealis pulled on her by Dirty Dan and Levi of course.
by Sigma Sigma Sigma August 30, 2004
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Dan The Man From Pakistan

I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.
Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.
by Danthebigcockedman December 06, 2024
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Big D Dan Man

My friend Daniel Banks who told me he as an 9 inch hog were in 8th grade tho

Nazi liker

friends with Wally T

Yeehaw
Have you talked to Big D Dan Man
by BIGLUIE November 29, 2022
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pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.
Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.
by pinky1 February 25, 2008
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coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers
Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man
by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020
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