Skip to main content

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
mugGet the Dairy mistress mug.

Dalary

Dalary is pretty and cute she so fun to hang out she love her friends she very smart she like cake she loves candy 🍭
Dalary is cute
by Susiy November 19, 2017
mugGet the Dalary mug.

The Diary of Jane

The song "The Diary of Jane" is the new single from Breaking Benjamin, on their album Phobia, due for release August 8th, 2006. Its debut to the radio was on June 6th, 2006. The song is also on Breaking Benjamin's website, www.shallowbay.com
Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place in the diary of Jane
So tell me how it should be
by AlphaFusion July 4, 2006
mugGet the The Diary of Jane mug.

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.
by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
mugGet the Dairy Smorgasbord mug.

The Dairy

Where Kenny Rodgers was raised, bitch.
Hi, I'm Kenny Rodgers and welcome to Jackass. We're doing the Dairy Challenge!
by Tylertc13 November 5, 2010
mugGet the The Dairy mug.

Dairy Queef

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!
by fresh margarita December 6, 2010
mugGet the Dairy Queef mug.

Dairy Chez

A young males 1st growth of a moustache.
Wow dude check out Bradly's Dairy Chez, it's coming along nicely.
by AranO March 12, 2008
mugGet the Dairy Chez mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email